DEAD GODS

Tired of soap that dries your skin?
Ever noticed how shower gel and supermarket soap dries your skin?
Yeah, us too. We put rubbish like Arctic ThunderBlast and Lavender Dreams on our skin for years.
But our skin deserves better.
So we packed our handmade soap with natural oils to moisturise, not dry you out.
No harsh chemicals.
No fake scents.
No lab-made junk from a faceless corporation.
Just clean, natural ingredients and bold, fragrances that actually smell good.
It’s a small upgrade — but your skin will notice.
And so will everyone else.
Yeah, us too. We put rubbish like Arctic ThunderBlast and Lavender Dreams on our skin for years.
But our skin deserves better.
So we packed our handmade soap with natural oils to moisturise, not dry you out.
No harsh chemicals.
No fake scents.
No lab-made junk from a faceless corporation.
Just clean, natural ingredients and bold, fragrances that actually smell good.
It’s a small upgrade — but your skin will notice.
And so will everyone else.
How We Make It (And Why It Matters)

Handmade in small batches
Made by people not machines so that you get fresher, higher-quality soap every time.

with natural oils and butters
This helps your skin stays hydrated, not dried out and we skip synthetic additives so that it doesn’t itch, flake, or break out.

With rich, layered fragrances
Our blend of essential oils means you smell great long after your shower.

Cold-Cured for weeks
This allows any excess water to evaporate so that each bar lasts longer, doesn't break apart and gives you a great lather.
DEAD GODS
OUR PROMISE
If you don’t love our soap, we’ll refund you faster than a drummer quits a band. No questions asked.