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Colder than your ex’s heart.

SCENT: Icy peppermint, cooling menthol crystals, and crisp eucalyptus

FEEL: Smooth

  • Ships within 24 hours (Mon-Fri)
  • Lasts 3-4 weeks daily showering

Only Natural Ingredients

Free Delivery (£55+)

30-day Money Back Guarantee

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Tired of soap that dries your skin?

Ever noticed how shower gel and supermarket soap dries your skin?

Yeah, us too. We put rubbish like Arctic ThunderBlast and Lavender Dreams on our skin for years.

But our skin deserves better.

So we packed our handmade soap with natural oils to moisturise, not dry you out.

No harsh chemicals.
No fake scents.
No lab-made junk from a faceless corporation.

Just clean, natural ingredients and bold, fragrances that actually smell good.

It’s a small upgrade — but your skin will notice.
And so will everyone else.

How We Make It (And Why It Matters)

Handmade in small batches

Made by people not machines so that you get fresher, higher-quality soap every time.

with natural oils and butters

This helps your skin stays hydrated, not dried out and we skip synthetic additives so that it doesn’t itch, flake, or break out.

With rich, layered fragrances

Our blend of essential oils means you smell great long after your shower.

Cold-Cured for weeks

This allows any excess water to evaporate so that each bar lasts longer, doesn't break apart and gives you a great lather.

OUR PROMISE

If you don’t love our soap, we’ll refund you faster than a drummer quits a band. No questions asked.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 22 reviews
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Jake M.
No bad picks

Every scent has its own thing going on, but they’ve all been great. It also lasts way longer than I expected — really impressed.

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Andy P.
Favourite one so far

Cracking scent — feels properly fresh after a morning shower. What I like most is how long it lasts; I can still smell it on my skin hours later. Delivery’s always quick, and out of all the scents I’ve tried, this one is hands down my favourite.

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Helen D.
Minty and smooth — a hit at home

Has that fresh minty scent that’s hard to beat. The men in my life loved it — left their skin feeling soft and clean.

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Daniel Hughes
Always impressed

didn’t disappoint — just like every bar I’ve had so far. I’ll definitely keep coming back.

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Anonymous
thank you

thank you

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